YOU SAID:
The glass house never wants to diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
グラスハウスは絶対に下痢したくない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Glasshouse never wants to get diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
グラスハウスは絶対に下痢になりたくない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Glasshouse never wants to get diarrhea
That didn't even make that much sense in English.