YOU SAID:
the girl next to me was born on nine eleven that was the day of the terrorist attack that's pretty funny
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣の女の子はテロリストの日だった9時11分に生まれました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The girl next to me was born at 9:11, the day of terrorist.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣の少女は、テロリストの日である9時11分に生まれました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The girl next to me was born at 9:11 on terrorist day.
INTO JAPANESE
私の隣の少女は、テロリストの日の9:11に生まれました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The girl next to me was born at 9:11 on terrorist day.
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