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the geriatric man walked into a bar
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老人はバーに入った
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The old man went into the bar
INTO JAPANESE
その老人はバーに入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the old man entered the bar
INTO JAPANESE
老人はバーに入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The old man went into the bar
INTO JAPANESE
その老人はバーに入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the old man entered the bar
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