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the funniest thing about my life situation at the moment is that if i killed myself no one at school would feel emotional besides teachers haha

INTO JAPANESE

今の私の人生の状況で一番おかしいのは、もし私が自分を殺したなら、学校の誰もが先生以外に感情を感じることはないということです。

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The most strange thing about my life right now is that if I killed myself, no one at school would feel any emotion other than the teacher.

INTO JAPANESE

今の私の人生で最も奇妙なことは、私が自殺した場合、学校の誰も教師以外の感情を感じないということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The strangest thing in my life right now is that if I commit suicide, no one in school feels any feelings other than the teacher.

INTO JAPANESE

今の私の人生で最も奇妙なことは、私が自殺した場合、学校の誰も教師以外の感情を感じないということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The strangest thing in my life right now is that if I commit suicide, no one in school feels any feelings other than the teacher.