YOU SAID:
the frog ate my unfortunate cookies
INTO JAPANESE
カエルは私の不幸なクッキーを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The frog ate my unfortunate cookies
INTO JAPANESE
カエルは私の不幸なクッキーを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The frog ate my unfortunate cookies
That didn't even make that much sense in English.