YOU SAID:
The forest and I have no I'm lost in a forest and I have no food no parents no chicken no birds no pets no babies no family no McDonald's help
INTO JAPANESE
森と私は森の中で道に迷ったことはありませんし、食べ物もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forest and I have never been lost in the forest and there is no food.
INTO JAPANESE
森と私は森の中で道に迷ったことは一度もなく、食べ物もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forest and I have never been lost in the forest and there is no food.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.