YOU SAID:
The food is cold and dirty on the floor which makes me a sad person on this cold globe.
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物は床が冷たくて汚れているので、この冷たい地球で私は悲しい人になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Food makes me sad on this cold earth because the floor is cold and dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
床が冷たくて汚れているので、食べ物はこの冷たい地球で私を悲しませます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Food makes me sad on this cold earth because the floor is cold and dirty.
You've done this before, haven't you.