YOU SAID:
The flu shot will not literally kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
インフルエンザの発射は文字通り私を殺しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The firing of influenza literally does not kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
インフルエンザの発砲は文字通り私を殺しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The firing of influenza literally does not kill me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.