YOU SAID:
the flabbergasted, cold turkey joined the bandwagon because of his insight
INTO JAPANESE
寒い七面鳥は、彼の洞察のためにバンドワゴンに加わった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cold turkey joined the bandwagon for his insight
INTO JAPANESE
冷たい七面鳥は、彼の洞察のためにバンドワゴンに加わった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cold turkey joined the bandwagon for his insight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.