YOU SAID:
the fish don't wear hats at the party
INTO JAPANESE
魚は、パーティーで帽子を着用しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fish, do not wear a hat at a party.
INTO JAPANESE
長時間濡れたままでの着用・放置は、お避けください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not wear this item wet for hours at a time.
INTO JAPANESE
長時間濡れたままでの着用・放置は、お避けください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not wear this item wet for hours at a time.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.