YOU SAID:
The first rule of fight club is you don't tell anyone
INTO JAPANESE
ファイトクラブの最初のルールは、誰にも言わないことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first rule of the fight club is not to tell anyone
INTO JAPANESE
ファイトクラブの最初のルールは、誰にも話さないことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first rule of the fight club is not to tell anyone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.