YOU SAID:
the first french pig was the second german pig's cousin, furthermore the eight king of england was my cousin twice removed in the order that it was received
INTO JAPANESE
最初のフランスの豚は2番目のドイツの豚のいとこで、さらにイングランドの8人の王は私のいとこが受け取られた順序で2回取り除かれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first French pig was the cousin of the second German pig, plus the eight kings of England were removed twice in the order in which my cousin was received
INTO JAPANESE
最初のフランスの豚は2番目のドイツの豚のいとこであり、イギリスの8人の王は私のいとこが受け取られた順序で2回取り除かれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first French pig was the cousin of the second German pig and the eight kings of England were removed twice in the order in which my cousin was received
INTO JAPANESE
最初のフランスの豚は2番目のドイツの豚のいとこで、イングランドの8人の王は私のいとこが受け取られた順序で2回取り除かれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first French pig was the cousin of the second German pig and the eight kings of England were removed twice in the order in which my cousin was received
That didn't even make that much sense in English.