YOU SAID:
the festive frivolities drove the dastardly cat up and across the lacrosse field
INTO JAPANESE
お祭りの軽薄さが卑劣な猫をラクロスフィールドを横切って駆り立てました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The frivolity of the festival drove a sneaky cat across the lacrosse field
INTO JAPANESE
祭りの軽薄さは、ラクロスフィールドを横切って卑劣な猫を運転しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The frivolity of the festival drove a sneaky cat across the lacrosse field
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