YOU SAID:
The farting pizza factory toots pink and purple glitter, but today all it does is make pizzas and deliver them using service that is good at their job.
INTO JAPANESE
おならのピザ工場はピンクと紫のキラキラを売り込んでいますが、今日はピザを作り、仕事に適したサービスを使って配達するだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flatulence pizza factory sells pink and purple glitter, but today we just make pizza and deliver it using the services that are right for us.
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸ピザ工場ではピンクと紫のキラキラを販売していますが、今日はピザを作って、自分に合ったサービスを使って配達しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flatulence pizza factory sells pink and purple glitter, but today we make pizza and deliver it using the service that suits us.
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸ピザ工場ではピンクと紫のキラキラを販売していますが、今日は自分に合ったサービスでピザを作って配達しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flatulence pizza factory sells pink and purple glitter, but today we make and deliver pizza with the service that suits you.
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸ピザ工場ではピンクと紫のキラキラを販売していますが、今日はあなたに合ったサービスでピザを作って配達しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flatulence pizza factory sells pink and purple glitter, but today we make and deliver pizza with the service that suits you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.