YOU SAID:
The failing @nytimes writes false story after false story about me. They don't even call to verify the facts of a story. A Fake News Joke!
INTO JAPANESE
失敗した @nytimes は、私について虚偽の話の後偽の物語を書きます。それらは物語の事実を確認するも呼ばない。偽のニュース冗談!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
@nytimes failed write fake stories after the false story about me. Also check the facts of a story they don't call. Fake news joke!
This is a real translation party!