YOU SAID:
The ex is you Micheal.
INTO JAPANESE
元彼はあなたマイケルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ex-boyfriend is you Michael.
INTO JAPANESE
私の元ボーイフレンドはあなたマイケルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My ex-boyfriend is you Michael.
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