YOU SAID:
the evil man steals shrek statues
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邪悪な男はシュレック像を盗む
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Evil man steals Shrek statue
INTO JAPANESE
悪人がシュレック像を盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bad guy steals Shrek statue
INTO JAPANESE
悪者がシュレック像を盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bad guy steals Shrek statue
That didn't even make that much sense in English.