YOU SAID:
the emotional hamster cries to the government about his awful financial situation. He says, please spare my tax dollars! i havent a money to pay you! I need this money to support my 5 children and my fish
INTO JAPANESE
感情的になったハムスターは、自分のひどい経済状況について政府に叫びます。彼は、「私の税金を惜しまないでください!」と言いました。あなたに支払うお金がないのです! 5人の子供と魚を養うためにこのお金が必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An emotional hamster screams at the government about his dire financial situation. He said, "Please spare my taxes!" I don't have money to pay you! I need this money to feed my five children and fish.
INTO JAPANESE
感情的になったハムスターが、自分の悲惨な財政状況について政府に向かって叫びます。彼は「税金を勘弁してください!」と言いました。あなたに支払うお金がないのです! 5 人の子供たちを養い、魚を釣るためにこのお金が必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An emotional hamster screams at the government about his dire financial situation. He said, "Please give me a break from paying taxes!" I don't have money to pay you! I need this money to feed my five children and fish.
INTO JAPANESE
感情的になったハムスターが、自分の悲惨な財政状況について政府に向かって叫びます。彼は「税金を払うのをやめてください!」と言いました。あなたに支払うお金がないのです! 5 人の子供たちを養い、魚を釣るためにこのお金が必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An emotional hamster screams at the government about his dire financial situation. He said, "Stop paying taxes!" I don't have money to pay you! I need this money to feed my five children and fish.
INTO JAPANESE
感情的になったハムスターが、自分の悲惨な財政状況について政府に向かって叫びます。彼は「税金を払うのをやめなさい!」と言いました。あなたに支払うお金がないのです! 5 人の子供たちを養い、魚を釣るためにこのお金が必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An emotional hamster screams at the government about his dire financial situation. He said, "Stop paying taxes!" I don't have money to pay you! I need this money to feed my five children and fish.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.