YOU SAID:
The eggman cannot catch sonic because sonic is a hedgehog who moves at the speed of sound and eggman is just a really fat idiot loser.
INTO JAPANESE
ソニックは音の速さで動くハリネズミであり、エッグマンは本当に太った馬鹿敗者であるため、エッグマンはソニックをキャッチできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggman cannot catch Sonic because Sonic is a hedgehog that moves at the speed of sound and Eggman is a really fat idiot loser.
INTO JAPANESE
ソニックは音速で動くハリネズミであり、エッグマンは本当に太った馬鹿敗者であるため、エッグマンはソニックを捕まえることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggman cannot catch Sonic because Sonic is a hedgehog that moves at the speed of sound and Eggman is a really fat idiot loser.
Come on, you can do better than that.