YOU SAID:
The earth is the center of the solar system, the earth is flat and the moon landings were faked because neil armstrong was lactose intolerant and of course the moon is made out of cheese
INTO JAPANESE
地球は太陽系の中心、地球は平ら、ため月面着陸はウソだったニール ・ アームスト ロングは乳糖不耐症そして、チーズで作った月コース
You've done this before, haven't you.