YOU SAID:
The Earth is flat and the only thing flatter is you.
INTO JAPANESE
地球は平らであり、より平らなのはあなただけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The earth is flat, only you are flat.
INTO JAPANESE
地球は平らで、あなただけが平らです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The earth is flat, only you are flat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.