YOU SAID:
the doggy made a kuso. Nooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
犬はクソを作りました。 Nooooo!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog made shit. Nooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
犬はたわごとをした。 Nooooo!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog shit. Nooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
犬のたわごと。 Nooooo!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog shit. Nooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
犬のたわごと。 Nooooo!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog shit. Nooooo!
You should move to Japan!