YOU SAID:

The dog was jumping all over my salad, it was so ridiculous let me tell you

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犬は私のサラダの全部を飛び跳ねていた、それはとてもばかげて私に教えてくれた

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The dog was jumping over all of my salad, it taught me very ridiculously

INTO JAPANESE

犬は私のサラダのすべてを飛び越えていたので、とても馬鹿げて教えてくれた

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As the dog jumped over all my salads, it taught me very ridiculously

INTO JAPANESE

犬が私のサラダを飛び越えてきたので、とても馬鹿げて教えてくれました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As the dog jumped over my salad, it taught me very ridiculously

INTO JAPANESE

犬が私のサラダを飛び越えてきたので、とても馬鹿げたことを教えてくれました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As the dog jumped over my salad, it taught me very stupid things

INTO JAPANESE

犬が私のサラダに飛び乗ったとき、それは私に非常にばかげたことを教えた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When a dog jumped on my salad, it taught me very stupid things

INTO JAPANESE

犬が私のサラダに飛び乗ったとき、それは私に非常にばかげたことを教えた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When a dog jumped on my salad, it taught me very stupid things