YOU SAID:
the dog pooped in my clean new trouser pants while the mice ate cheese and the bear sang out loud while trying to swat a flea!
INTO JAPANESE
マウスはチーズを食べ、クマはノミを叩きながら大声で歌いながら、犬は私のきれいな新しいズボンのズボンにうんざりしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mouse ate the cheese, the bear sang loudly while hitting the fleas, and the dog was fed up with my pretty new pants pants!
INTO JAPANESE
マウスはチーズを食べ、クマはノミをたたきながら大声で歌いました、そして犬は私のかなり新しいズボンにうんざりしていました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mouse ate the cheese, the bear sang loudly while hitting the fleas, and the dog was fed up with my pretty new pants!
INTO JAPANESE
マウスはチーズを食べ、クマはノミを叩きながら大声で歌い、犬は私の新しいパンツにうんざりしていました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mouse ate cheese, the bear sang loudly while hitting fleas, and the dog was fed up with my new pants!
INTO JAPANESE
マウスはチーズを食べ、クマはノミを叩きながら大声で歌い、犬は私の新しいズボンにうんざりしていました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mouse ate the cheese, the bear sang loudly while hitting the fleas, and the dog was fed up with my new pants!
INTO JAPANESE
マウスはチーズを食べ、クマはノミを叩きながら大声で歌い、犬は私の新しいズボンにうんざりしていました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mouse ate the cheese, the bear sang loudly while hitting the fleas, and the dog was fed up with my new pants!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.