YOU SAID:
the dog is pooping candy, oh no!
INTO JAPANESE
犬はキャンディーをうんちしている、ああいや!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is pooping candy, oh no!
INTO JAPANESE
犬はキャンディーをうんちしている、ああいや!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is pooping candy, oh no!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.