YOU SAID:
The dog is loudly and quietly eating, oh wait, sleeping.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は大声で静かに食べています、ああ、待って、寝ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is eating loudly and quietly, oh wait, sleeping.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は大声で静かに食べています、ああ、待って、寝ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is eating loudly and quietly, oh wait, sleeping.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.