YOU SAID:
the dog is a bad soccer player because it is dead
INTO JAPANESE
それは死んでいるので、犬は悪いサッカー選手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is dead, so the dog is bad soccer players.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は悪いサッカー選手だ、死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bad soccer player's dog, is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
悪いサッカー選手の犬は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog bad soccer players are dead.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の悪いサッカー選手は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead dog's bad football.
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ犬の悪いサッカー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dead dog's bad football.
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