YOU SAID:
The dog humped my leg
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私の足をぶつけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the dog hit my leg
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私の足にぶつかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the dog ran into my leg
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私の足にぶつかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the dog ran into my leg
You should move to Japan!