YOU SAID:
The dog farted on my hoagie
INTO JAPANESE
その犬は私のホーギーに屁をした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog fart to my hoggy
INTO JAPANESE
犬の屁は私のホギーに
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The dog's farts are on my hoggy.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の屁は私のホギーにかかっている。
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The fart of a dog hangs on my hoggy.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の屁が私のホギーにかかっている。
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The dog's farts are on my hoggy ass.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の屁はホグホグのケツにかかっている。
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The dog's farts are on Hog Hog's ass.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の屁はホッグ・ホッグのケツについている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog's farts are on Hog Hog's ass.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.