YOU SAID:
The dog farted! Can someone please light a candle
INTO JAPANESE
犬はおならを!誰かがろうそくに火をつけてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dogs fart! Someone light a candle.
INTO JAPANESE
犬はおなら!誰かがろうそくに火をつける。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog fart! Someone lights a candle.
INTO JAPANESE
犬おなら!誰かがろうそくに火をつけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fart! Someone lights a candle.
INTO JAPANESE
犬おなら!誰かがろうそくに火をつけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog fart! Someone lights a candle.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.