YOU SAID:
the dog ate the cat and the cat shat the dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、猫は犬をシャットしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate the cat and the cat shut the dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、猫は犬を閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate the cat and the cat closed the dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬は猫を食べ、猫は犬を閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog ate the cat and the cat closed the dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.