YOU SAID:
The doctor said I might have cancer, oh boy how fun and exciting
INTO JAPANESE
医者によると私は癌かもしれないなんて楽しくて刺激的だと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Doctors say it's fun and exciting that I might have cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
医者によると私が癌になるのは楽しくて刺激的だそうです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Doctors say it's fun and exciting for me to get cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
医者は私ががんになるのは楽しくて刺激的だと言っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Doctors say it's fun and exciting for me to get cancer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.