YOU SAID:
The difference between onions and babies is that I cry when choped onions are near.
INTO JAPANESE
タマネギと赤ちゃんの違いは、刻んだタマネギが近くにいると泣くということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The difference between onions and babies is that they cry when a chopped onion is near them.
INTO JAPANESE
タマネギと赤ちゃんの違いは、刻んだタマネギが近くにあると泣くということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The difference between onions and babies is that they cry when a chopped onion is near them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.