YOU SAID:
The Devil sold his soul to me for a five dollar gift card to Hot Topic.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔はHot Topicへの5ドルのギフトカードで私に彼の魂を売った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold me his soul with a $ 5 gift card to Hot Topic.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に彼の魂を5ドルのギフトカードでHot Topicに売った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold me his soul to the Hot Topic with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に彼の魂を5ドルのギフトカードでホットトピックに売った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold me his soul on a hot topic with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に5ドルのギフトカードを使って話題の彼の魂を売った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold me his soul for the topic with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に5ドルのギフトカードで話題の彼の魂を売った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold to me his soul of the topic with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に5ドルのギフトカードで話題の彼の精神を売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold to me his spirit of buzz with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に5ドルのギフトカードで話題の精神を売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold to me the spirit of the topic with a $ 5 gift card.
INTO JAPANESE
悪魔は私に5ドルのギフトカードで話題の精神を売りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The devil sold to me the spirit of the topic with a $ 5 gift card.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.