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the desk is white and it has pens on it oh goodness so many pens i like to eat pens they taste like metal yes but thats okay becuse i actually like to eat coins too because they taste like metal.
INTO JAPANESE
机は白くてペンが付いているので、ペンをたくさん食べるのが好きです。金属のような味がしますが、実際には金属のような味がするのでコインも食べるのが好きなので、大丈夫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The desk is white and has a pen, so I like to eat a lot of pens. It tastes like metal, but it actually tastes like metal, so I like to eat coins, so it's okay.
INTO JAPANESE
机は白くてペンが付いているので、ペンをたくさん食べるのが好きです。金属の味がしますが、実は金属の味がするので、コインを食べるのが好きなので大丈夫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The desk is white and has a pen, so I like to eat a lot of pens. It tastes like metal, but it actually tastes like metal, so I like to eat coins, so it's okay.
Come on, you can do better than that.