YOU SAID:
The dead turtle started a war over the open bag of chips
INTO JAPANESE
傘持ちのために 戦争を始めたいのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You want to start a war over the guy that carried your umbrella?
INTO JAPANESE
傘持ちのために 戦争を始めたいのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You want to start a war over the guy that carried your umbrella?
You should move to Japan!