YOU SAID:
the day i give you a knife is the day i die
INTO JAPANESE
私はナイフを与える日は私が死ぬ日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the day I die, giving the knife.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は俺が死ぬ日ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is not the day I die.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は俺が死ぬ日ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is not the day I die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.