YOU SAID:
The day i get a girlfriend is the day i die
INTO JAPANESE
彼女ができた日は死ぬ日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day she was born is the day to die
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が生まれた日は死ぬ日です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The day she was born is the day to die
Come on, you can do better than that.