YOU SAID:
The cow, who somehow grew wings, flew over the moon, but unfortunately, crashed into the atmosphere in the process, then an alien came and said wubbalubba-dub-dub and grew laser cannons and shot the earth and turned it into green toxic tacos.
INTO JAPANESE
何とか翼を伸ばした牛は月に飛んでいったが、残念ながらその過程で大気中に墜落し、その後宇宙人が来てwubbalubba-dub-dubと言ってレーザーキャノンを爆発させて地球を撃ち、それを緑の有毒タコスに変えた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cattle managed to fly to the moon somehow, but unfortunately it crashed into the atmosphere in the process, after which the alien came and wubbalubba-dub-dub to explode the laser cannon, shoot the earth, I turned it into a green toxic taco.
INTO JAPANESE
牛は何とか月に飛ぶことができましたが、残念ながらそれは大気中に墜落し、その後外来人が来て、レーザー大砲を爆発させて爆発させて地球を撃ち、私はそれを緑色の有毒タコ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unfortunately the cow crashed into the atmosphere, after which the alien came, exploded the laser cannon and exploded and shoot the earth, I shook it to the green toxic octopus .
INTO JAPANESE
残念ながら、牛が大気中に墜落した後、エイリアンが来て、レーザー大砲を爆発させ、爆発して地球を撃ち、私はそれを緑の毒性のタコに振った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unfortunately, after the cow crashed into the atmosphere, an alien came, exploded the laser cannon, exploded and shot the earth, I shook it to a green toxic octopus.
INTO JAPANESE
残念ながら、牛が大気に墜落した後、外来人が来て、レーザー大砲を爆発させ、爆発して地球を撃った、私はそれを緑の毒性のタコに振った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unfortunately, after the cow crashed into the atmosphere, a visitor came and exploded the laser cannon, exploded and shot the earth, I shook it to a green toxic octopus.
INTO JAPANESE
残念ながら、牛が大気中に墜落した後、訪問者が来てレーザー砲を爆発させ、爆発して地球を撃ち、私はそれを緑の毒性のタコに振った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unfortunately, after the cow crashed into the atmosphere, visitors came and exploded the laser cannon, exploded and shot the earth, I shook it to a green toxic octopus.
INTO JAPANESE
残念ながら、牛が大気中に墜落した後、訪問者が来てレーザー砲を爆発させ、爆発して地球を撃ち、私はそれを緑の毒性のタコに振った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unfortunately, after the cow crashed into the atmosphere, visitors came and exploded the laser cannon, exploded and shot the earth, I shook it to a green toxic octopus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.