YOU SAID:
The cow jumped over the moon except he didn't because he was a scared loser who wouldn't give in to peer pressure
INTO JAPANESE
彼は同僚の圧力に屈しないであろう怖い敗者だったので彼はしなかった以外は牛は月を飛び越えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cow jumped the moon except he didn't because he was a scary loser who would not succumb to co-workers' pressure
INTO JAPANESE
彼は同僚の圧力に屈しないであろう怖い敗者だったので彼はしなかった以外は牛は月を飛び越えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cow jumped the moon except he didn't because he was a scary loser who would not succumb to co-workers' pressure
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
