YOU SAID:
the cow came home to my strange wife
INTO JAPANESE
牛は私の変な妻に帰ってきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cow came back to my funny wife
INTO JAPANESE
牛が私の変な妻に戻ってきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cow has returned to my funny wife
INTO JAPANESE
牛は私の変な妻に戻った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cow returned to my funny wife
INTO JAPANESE
牛が私の変な妻に戻った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cow returned to my funny wife
That's deep, man.