YOU SAID:
The coffetable smells bad because my stepmom's daughter's Brother's friend vomited all over it five days ago
INTO JAPANESE
5日前に継母の娘の兄の友達が吐いたので、コーヒーテーブルは悪臭がする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stepmother's daughter's brother's friend vomited 5 days ago, so the coffee table smells bad.
INTO JAPANESE
継母の娘の兄の友人が5日前に嘔吐したので、コーヒーテーブルの臭いがひどい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stepmother's daughter's brother's friend vomited 5 days ago, so the coffee table smells terrible.
INTO JAPANESE
継母の娘の兄の友人が5日前に嘔吐したので、コーヒーテーブルの臭いがひどい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stepmother's daughter's brother's friend vomited 5 days ago, so the coffee table smells terrible.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.