YOU SAID:
The clown's hand was in my pants when I woke up.
INTO JAPANESE
私が目を覚ますと、ピエロの手がズボンの中に入っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I woke up, the hands of the clown were in the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私が目を覚ますと、ピエロの手がズボンの中に入っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I woke up, the hands of the clown were in the pants.
You should move to Japan!