YOU SAID:

the clock said moo then jumped over a poo

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時計は moo を言ったし、ウンチを飛び越えた

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Moo said, watch and then jumped over the poop

INTO JAPANESE

Moo は言った、見るし、うんちを飛び越えた

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Moo said, and yes flew away.

INTO JAPANESE

Moo 氏し、はい飛び去った。

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Mr Moo, and Yes flew away.

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Moo 氏とはい飛んでいった。

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Mr moo and Yes flew.

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氏は武し、はい飛んだ。

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Mr. Wu, and Yes flew.

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ウー氏とはい飛んだ。

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Wu said yes flew.

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呉は言ったはい飛んだ。

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Wu said yes flew.