YOU SAID:
the clap of my cheeks keep the night guard awake
INTO JAPANESE
私の頬の拍手は夜警を目覚めさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The applause on my cheek awakens the night watch.
INTO JAPANESE
頬の拍手がナイトウォッチを覚醒させる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The clapping of the cheeks awakens the night watch.
INTO JAPANESE
頬の拍手がナイトウォッチを目覚めさせる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The clapping of the cheeks awakens the night watch.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.