YOU SAID:
the child is having child in child having chili on the side of macaroni
INTO JAPANESE
子供はマカロニの側に唐辛子を持っている子供に子供を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The kid has a kid to a kid who has a chili on the side of the macaroni
INTO JAPANESE
子供はマカロニの側面に唐辛子を持っている子供に子供を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The kid has a kid to a kid who has a chili on the side of the macaroni
You should move to Japan!