YOU SAID:
the cheese is purple like my soupy cat's fantastic hat that is not what i said
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私のスープ猫の幻想的な帽子のように紫色で、それは私が言ったことではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cheese is purple like my soup cat's fantastic hat and that's not what I said
INTO JAPANESE
私のスープ猫の幻想的な帽子のようにチーズは紫色で、それは私が言ったことではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cheese is purple like my soup cat's fantastic hat and that's not what I said
You should move to Japan!