YOU SAID:
The cheese is attacking my sword with salami on a stage made of bread.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズはパンで作られたステージでサラミで私の刀を攻撃しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese is attacking my sword with salami on a stage made of bread.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズはパンで作られたステージでサラミで私の刀を攻撃しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese is attacking my sword with salami on a stage made of bread.
You should move to Japan!