YOU SAID:
The cheese in my pants is very cold
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのチーズはとても寒いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants' cheese is very cold
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツのチーズはとても寒いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants cheese is very cold
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツのチーズは非常に寒いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants cheese is very cold
That didn't even make that much sense in English.