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The cat went ᕕ(⚆ᴥ⚆)ᕗ and found japanise man ¯\_(๏益๏)_/¯ that fliped the table (╯๏益๏）╯︵ ┻━┻ the table ┻━┻ landet on the cat (ʘᴥʘ) and the cat survived and evryone lived haply after.

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猫はᕕ（⚆ᴥ⚆）wentに行き、╯๏益๏（╯๏益๏）╯（╯๏益๏）╯flip╯╯cat╯cat catcat╯╯found found found found foundfound╯╯╯╯╯╯╯ ʘᴥʘ）、猫は生き残り、エヴォリューネは後で暮らしていた。

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Cats go to ᕕ (⚆ᴥ⚆) went and ╯ ╯ ๏ ๏ ๏ ╯ (╯ ๏ ๏ ๏) ╯ flip╯╯cat╯ cat catcat ╯╯ found found found found foundfound ╯╯╯╯╯╯ ╯ ʘᴥʘ), the cat survived, Evorune was living later.

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猫はᕕ（⚆ᴥ⚆）に行き、╯╯๏๏๏╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯生き残った、Evoruneは後で生きていた。

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The cat went to the shrine (⚆ᴥ⚆), ╯╯ ๏ ๏ ๏ ๏ ╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯ Survived, Evorune was living later.

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猫は神社に行った（⚆ᴥ⚆）、╯╯๏๏๏╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯生き残った、エヴルンは後に生きていた。

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The cat went to the shrine (⚆ᴥ⚆), ╯╯ ๏ ๏ ๏ ╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯ survived, Evrun was living after.

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猫は神社に行った（⚆ᴥ⚆）、╯╯๏๏๏╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯生き延び、Evrunは生きていた。

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The cat went to the shrine (⚆ᴥ⚆), ╯╯ ๏ ๏ ๏ ╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯ survived, Evrun was alive.

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猫は神社に行った（⚆ᴥ⚆）、╯╯๏๏๏╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯生き延び、Evrunは生きていた。

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The cat went to the shrine (⚆ᴥ⚆), ╯╯ ๏ ๏ ๏ ╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯╯ survived, Evrun was alive.